Bella Heals Scrotum

[23:17] Bella looks at the ogre sitting there she makes a small sound to be heard.

[23:20] Scrotum the Ogre glances back and rumbles, "Hey der wittle bwoo birdy giwl, Scrotum tink you pwetty.", then leaning forward as he peers into the water, his eyes widening as he spies a little creature, and poking his finger into the water as he mumbles, "Hey der wittle buggy ting, you funny, you wittle funny buggy ting with big fingers, wot you do wit dem funny fingers wittle bug?" as he leans forward poking at the little crab and grinning to himself, drool stringing from his chin and touching the water.

[23:25] Bella watches the ogres drool fall from his mouth she looks at it as it touches the water she wonders it the string will break its little things like this that keep her atentions. She crouches down still watching it after some time has pass it finally breaks, She claps and whispers, "My that was impressive. You have some strong secretions coming out of you for sure. Are you lost big one?"

[23:28] Scrotum the Ogre turns to Bella and draws his lips back, his brow furrowing again, clearly a commonplace reaction to nearly anything it seems, as his finger dips into the water, then grimacing and clenching his jaws as he howls, leaping to his feet and flailing around as he thrashes one hand about himself, a large red crab attached to his index finger as he howls and dances about, flailing his arm about as he tries to dislodge it.
[23:30] Bella steps back and watches the ogre twisting about with the crab on hits finger she cant come near him just yet. She waits fro him to calm down and she puts up her hands , "No now green one calm yourself and let me look at that, Whipping around will make it worst."

[23:34] Scrotum the Ogre thrashes about until he is exhausted, then finally leaning over gripping his wrist as the crab hangs from his finger, a thin stream of blood dripping down over the claw as it digs into his flesh, cutting and bruising his thick sausage like finger. He pauses a moment, his head hung in silence as the tears flow down his face, then looks up slowly towards Bella, sniffling and muttering, "Dis wittle bug meanie, he no nice, hims pinch Scrotum finger berry berry bad and make Scrotum cry."

[23:38] Bella makes a face of sadness as if she was looking at a child she reaches over and gives him her back she swallows hard and reaches for her blade on her thigh. Quickly and without warning she slashes at the crab severing its arm from its body. Looking back at the ogre with tears still streaming down his face she pulls at the claw and gets it off his finger. She whispers, "There you go." She looks back at it again it looks like it might need some stitching.
[23:40] Scrotum the Ogre drops to his knees in relief as the crab falls from his finger and the claw is removed, immediately pushing his finger into his mouth and sucking on it as he looks up at Bella, mumbling, "You kill dat mean bug?"

[23:41] Bella nods, "That I did but sweet one the cut is deep and may need stritching I dont want it to get dirty and fester. Can I fix it for you? Please?'

[23:43] Scrotum the Ogre nods as he sucks on his finger and points with his left hand, "Yes giwl, you fix bug, hims arm be off...he cwy now.", as he looks down pointing into the water at the crab as it huddles under the rocks near the water's edge.

[23:46] Bella shakes her head and starts to pull the ogre's finger out of his mouth and leads him to the pond she kneels down beginning him with her and starts to wash the cut with the pond water. She feels his heavy breathing on her back and hopes he does take offense to what she si about to do. "Can I fix your cut ? It is deep. It won't take long but it might hurt some?"

[23:52] Scrotum the Ogre shrugs slightly, "Bug need help but you fix scrotum finger if you bees happy giwl...dis just bweed a wittle, not wike Scrotum cut nother time. One day wittle man in metal suit come and say "Scrotum bad...Scrotum no pwull off wittle man arms and eat dey head", and he be berry barry angry." Then shrugging as he adds, "Scrotum not know why he bee so madness, but dat how wittle men bees, Scrotum guess..." as he shrugs slightly, and holds out his finger for her to tend to. He nods as she works, "Wittle man in metal suit take spear and poke Scrotum in neck, it bweed berry berry bad...den he poke scrotum in stomache and chest...den scrotum get mad...hims get berry berry madness...den he pull off wittle man arms and eat dems head...", nodding as he recalls the incident and adding, "hims taste good."

[0:00] Bella opens her eyes wide and thinks she is in love. Hearing of the ripping off limbs and eating them makes her excited. Her heart quickens as she speaks, "Well it serves them right the disgusting human males for trying to bother you like they did. A grand looking specimen of a male such as yourself. They should have known better. They are worthless really they die so quickly as it is and if they don't die they age horribly. You were right to do what you did and I hope they filled your belly. You are so well big and muscular you look like you need a lot of food. My where are my manners let me stitch this up for you." She reaches into her pouch for a needle she crafted from shale and some lambs wool she looks at him and shows him the things in her hands. Looking down on the wound she begins it carefully push the needle through the thick ogre skin making clean tight stitches. She finishes up and pulls lightly on the wool and ties it down. She clips the rest off with her dagger. "There you go now let me bandage it."

[0:00] Bella looks into her bag for some linens...

[0:09] Scrotum the Ogre stares at the girl as she works on his fingers, his eyes wandering over to Bella, trailing up her naked belly and leaning forward as he eyes her soft protrusions, then leaning forward further as he presses the tip of his nose to her hair, just over her forehead and inhales deeply with a wheezing rumble, then tilts his head slightly and nuzzles her ear as she stitches his finger, then whispering in a low rumble, "Scrotum wike dems smell, you stay wit dems.", and attempting to wrap his thick arm around her covetously, his hand grasping at her hip as he attempts to hold her body near him as she works, and keeping her close as she finished.

[0:17] Bella feels the ogre get closer to her she dismisses it as she work until she feels his lips nuzzle her ear she freezes up slightly not expecting it but she doesn't pull away she gets some slave from her bag and spreads it gently on the ogre's finger. She gasps and explains "Ohh!!" As he pulls her frame frame next to his. She feels this lumbering male against her skin and smiles not repulsed by it her face grows a bit warm while she bandages it. Bella ties it down and turns around to face him her face pushed against her chest her feet barely touches the floor while she is in his arms. "Please watch the wings. I am not complaining or in any discomfort on the contrary it feels very nice, but watch the wings." She smiles and looks up to him winking at him. "I think you found something you like."

[0:23] Scrotum the Ogre grins as he pins her to his thick muscular frame, the thinnest stream of drool slipping by her face as he looks down at her, wiping his chin with the back of his hand as he nods and rumbles, "Scrotum wike..", then leaning forward as he brings his face close to hers, scanning his eyes over her at this close distance to take her in, then glancing up at her large feathery wings as he oohs softly, and rumbles matter-of-factly, "Scrotum keep dis blooey blue bird giwl...she make Scrotum happyness."

[0:26] Bella laughs and feel her body warm her dark face blushes deeply. Her cheek bones glow as she nods, "I think I will like to be kept by you Scrotum. She loses her breathe some from his grip on her small frame. "Will you take care of your Blue bird?" She laughs slyly.

[0:28] Scrotum the Ogre grins broadly as his tusks peek out from behind his thick lips, and nodding, "Scrotum wuff his bwoo biwd...hims take berry care of hers...Scrotum tink he take dems home and pway wit hers."

[0:30] Bella raises her brow still losing breath in his arms. "What games will we play?'

[0:39] Scrotum the Ogre shrugs, "Scrotum pway...what behind curtain numbwer two..." as he reaches out and tugs gently on the silks of her skirt.

[0:41] Cristabella Contepomi holds on to her skirt and laughs, 'Now dont rip it I will take it off for you latter. What wuld you like to see under there right now?"

0:46] Scrotum the Ogre shrugs, "What dems hiding under der wiffle bwooey bird? Scrotum just want to see dat, hims not know why dems would hide dat...do she hide squishy under dere?"

[0:49] Bella cocks her brow, 'A squishy? What's that? ohh wait! Ohh well maybe but its not to be seen right here though. We can go some place quiet and secluded for that. Is that alright Scrotum?"

[0:52] Scrotum the Ogre nods, "Scrotum take dems to see squishy.." as he attempts to grip her around the waist and lift her effortlessly to sit on his hip as he curls his arms around her, then lumbers off down the path to find some privacy.

The Big Day!!

The whole evening went smoothly, and we all had fun. I will post the ceremony here. Read the vows. They are very interesting.

This is the time that you have chosen to become husband and wife. We are here not only to witness your commitment to each other, but to wish you every happiness in your future life together. Marriage is founded on friendship, fortified with understanding and acceptance, sprinkled with patience, and topped with the sweet creme of intimate pleasure.
We believe that those qualities which have attracted you both to each other, can be best developed during a life spent together. A happy marriage will enable you to establish a home with love and stability where your family and friends will always be welcome.


An exerpt from "Gift From The Sea" by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When you love someone, you do not love them all the time, in exactly the same way, from moment to moment. It is an impossibility. It is even a lie to pretend to. And yet this is exactly what most of us demand. We have so little faith in the ebb and flow of life, of love, of relationships. We leap at the flow of the tide and resist in terror its ebb. We are afraid it will never return. We insist on permanency, on duration, on continuity; when the only continuity possible, in life as in love, is in growth, in fluidity - in freedom, in the sense that the dancers are free, barely touching as they pass, but partners in the same pattern.

The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting, not in hoping, even. Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what was in nostalgia, nor forward to what it might be in dread or anticipation, but living in the present relationship and accepting it as it is now. Relationships must be like islands, one must accept them for what they are here and now, within their limits - islands, surrounded and interrupted by the sea, and continually visited and abandoned by the tides.

Minister: We shall now say your vows.


~~VOWS~~

His Vows

Vogonic reaches out for Magdalena's hand, drawing her nuckle slowly to his lips and kissing it gently, eyes closing as he takes a deep breath and pauses a moment. He lowers her hand as he reaches out with his other, and pulls their hands together, raising them between their hearts as he grips hers gently. He meets her eyes through the mist of emotion as he murmurs, "I, Vogonic, take you, Magdalenamarie to be my wedded wife. I love you sweetheart, you make me smile every day..."

Well...except the rare occasion when you infuriate me, and then I don't smile...but that's less than ten percent of the time, and I vow to work on reducing it to nine percent.

Vogonic nods to Magda and wipes a tear from his eye and whispers..."But I still love you when you infuriate me, and that is my most solemn vow to you...to love you in the really hard times, when we disagree, or fight...maybe not quite as much as the really fun times when we are laughing and stuff...but still a lot."

"I also vow to be faithful and neglect all others, and not just cause your cyber is so awesome and I'd be likely taking a step down, but because I respect you and never want to hurt your feelings in that way. I also vow to be with you as long as we both wish it, with forever being the goal, and knowing that when I wake every day and see your face it is because I choose you, not because I am bound by the duty of an agreement...and if you ever decide you have had enough of me, I vow not to stalk you too much...just an occasional review of your profile and maybe even some covert spying by an alt if I can track you down, but nothing too crazy."

Vogonic pauses a moment, as if thinking, then mutters, "I think that's all the important stuff."

My Vows:

Magdalenamarie sighs and looks up at her Big Brutal Teddy Bear. looking into your dark eyes i smile and speak. "Vogonic, I love you. You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in marriage. I promise to come to you for all decisions especially the financial ones, to laugh with you when you realize you have fallen in that ten percent crazy zone, to comfort and diffuse you in times when you get moody and combative, and to protect you by any means necessary during left for dead,to pistol whip a hunter and even put myself in the path of a tank so you can get on the rescue ship."

Magdalena chuckles a bit and takes a deep breathe and continues. " I promise to love you in good times when you tell me you don't deserve me (which is silly) and in bad even as you scold me for not waiting for your help in putting in my video card, when life seems easy as we laugh together over the crazy things we write as we role play and when it seems hard, which is hardly ever to be sure. When our love is simple, and when it is an effort. I promise to cherish you, obey you and to always hold you in highest regard and trust your judgment no matter that your actions might prove other wise. These things I give to you today, and all the days of our life."

RING VOWS

Groom: Magdalenamarie with this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of eternity and renewal, and a sign of my commitment to you.

Bride: Vogonic, with this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a symbol of eternity and renewal, and a sign of my commitment to you.


Wedding Prayer" by Robert Lewis Stevenson

Everyone , behold our family here assembled.
We thank you for this place in which we dwell,
for the love that unites us,
for the peace accorded us this day,
for the hope with which we expect the morrow,
for the health, the work, the food,
and the bright skies that make our lives delightful;
for our friends in all parts of the earth.

Minister: You have declared before all of us that you will live together in marriage. You have made special promises to each other, which have been symbolized by the joining of hands, taking of vows and the giving and receiving of rings. By the authority vested in me as a Minister in Secondlife, I now pronounce you to be husband and wife. Now that the ceremony is over and the experience of living day by day is about to begin, go and meet it gladly.

Embrace each other.

Its my pleasure to present to you: Mr. and Mrs. Vogonic Cooperstone!




P.S. I never really noticed till the next day but our wedding day was my rezz day! YAY!!

Ball n' Chain

Here ye, Here ye all our beloved friends and SL family Magdalenamarie is whooped and getting the ball and chain attached once again. Be sure to come and experience the beautiful event.

P.s. she can even be seen on occasion with a collar on and a leash leading straight to Vog.

Jennidia Spreads Her Brand Of Love

If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the rest of your body, suck the poison out. Worst thing to do: get upset, chase and kill snake. Same when someone strikes out at you verbally. Remain calm, don't try to strike back at the other person. Don't let the poison spread throughout your system." -Anon

I will also add part of Essie's blog to my own so all can see why in fact I put that quote up there.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

I told you so....

hello hispa, long time no talk
you probably dont recgonize this account but i was evanos ethaniel, jennidia's son
was just crossed by her for the last time
well, i just wanted to appologize to you for the way that everyone treated you and especially me when it came to jen
she hacked two of my accounts, changed their passwords, cancled both, and even changed the password on my email
all because i didnt want to rp in her sim any longer
so again
i wanted to appologize for not seeing that you were right all along
she is a bad person

I told you so...

Background:
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/07/bloody-nutters.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-tummy-hurts.html
Dont forget to read the comments....
Especially the ones of Robby...
He found out she was a fraud aswelll just a few weeks after he wrote his comments ;p;p

Dont you just love Karma...

Oh yes Essie I am a big believer in Karma. I know it will come and bite you in your ass eventually. Hell I have seen it and experienced it in real life. You know and everyone that crossed that crazy bitches path that she was gonna get a big bite of Karma in that fat ass of hers. And believe me its hugeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Well enough with the pleasant compliments and on to the business at hand. It seems that every one of her so called friends that defended her so strongely have turned their back on her. I am not talking about the lackeys she has around her snifing her ass to make sure she shits roses everyday, but her close friends. The ones who stood by her and drank in every lie as if it was law. Looks to me that each one is getting wake up call to the witches insanity. Nice nice.... better this way guys then you can wean yourself away from the crack that seeps from her rather large pores and salvage your sl lives.
I always love it when i get ims from sim owners that i am friends with or even my regular close peeps and they say have you heard of Jennidia ? Have you heard of Briccriu ? I chuckle cause before I can even comment on those statements I already know the Drama King and Queen have already made a good job of cutting their own throats and I dont have to get my hands dirty.
Its actually gotten so bad that they have to make their own sim to roleplay on. Good luck with that Chickies...really ya gonna need it..... "WINKS"

My Moods Dark, Seductive, and Full of Vengeance

Dark



Seductive



Vengeance



I put the last two spanish cause only spanish women can fuck with people the right way. Sorry ladies. *WINKS*

Shame on You!

After recent reading of Jenn's babble i Aischylos have decided enough is

enough and after asking for permission to writing in

this blog this is what i have to show of her recent

regurgitations and my replies as well as

anothers comments.

"Briccriu & Guya"

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Essie Radford said...

Your death hu, lmao...
How many times are you planning to die???

July 13, 2009 11:35 AM

Jennidia Starostin said...

dunno but when I get there. I'll let you know *smiles*

Lucky I'm pagan, eh? Gotta love the whole reborn rate. Hehe

July 13, 2009 1:01 PM

Aischylos said...

hmm i found this interesting in the pagan laws:
"An it harm none, do what thou wilt
An it harm none, do as thou wilt
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
Do what you will, so long as it
harms none"

July 13, 2009 3:44 PM

Jennidia Starostin said...

lol well said...Blessed Be!

July 14, 2009 9:04 AM

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July 14, 2009 9:30 AM

This Is what i wrote though i highly doubt it will see the light since as of recently she has made it so she must approve of comments:

Twasn't a compliment dear.. "Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides." a wise quote one which you should take heed to since your evil cunning ways go against all which you preach as a "Wiccan" a poor one it seems..Simply remember all deeds done whilest in the dark shall emerge and you have shown your true colors on more then one occasion dear.

Ask Me About Shaerune???

Well folks it has come to me via a messanger birdie that the two SICK FUCKs Jennidia and Cliff have begun transforming his "summer land" into a fruity fae sim. I know you all will ask how is this so? well considering the amount of prim they have it would mean loads of smart shopping and low low prim items and leaving enough prims to help with lag. Can the two manage it? HELL NO! according to my sources the place is bland on the ground with a cottage and a house and the skies are littered with platforms and fugly builds or attempts of such. It was like a skyboxes r us for merfolk is what my sources tell me. And answer this how many are allowed on a homestead at a time? The vemon from the snake has destroyed them both till they can only play amongst their durty selves. Oh also seen was the infamous son Evanos (who's head is so far stuck up Jennidia's ass it can't be surgically removed) flitting about licking his mothers feet ^^. As i said it is a sickness these two have a need to blog and once more Jenn had to open her mouth and speak words of pure shytt here is an excerpt of the load:

"Shaerune is becoming a very vastly known realm and we haven't even opened yet! it's taking off the ground with flying colors."

And what is this shytt seriously the only off the ground you have is the skyboxes you got in the sky. I heard bout a so called magazine as well and the only way you got that cover is if it was a police warning or you made that ish yourself in your dislusional world. Yea whatever Evanie, Briccriu, Zonzo, Jennidia, Cliff, Creag, Yawara, can the real you's please stand up you two!! wait everyone already saw the real yous when you both had your asses hanging out. Hows the whiplash? Do the rest of sl a favor and just get gone..

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

"The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Men are a luxury, not a necessity."

This quote is actually in the case of Magdalenamarie vs. Cliff so true. I thought she had finally managed to grab an actual fun loving straight shooting man in SL. I know it's like quite unheard of since men think with there DICKS. So i went with Magda through that whole shytt over his ex (now current fuck) whom i still consider a SICK n' TWISTED DRAMA QUEEN and it was for nuffin'. The asshole not only went back to her but cheated on Magda for over a month while he did it. The cherry on that ice cream sunday was that he lied to Magda's saying he was having rl marriage issues or hurrs a sick one saying his wife had caught some disease. All the while telling Magda to wait to please wait for him such bullshytt. He reminded me of something through all of this though if a man can cheat on his "wife" once he will always cheat leaving his current women for another is his cycle he actually is one durty scumbag of an old fatass man, who is insecure, spoiled, and nutless cuz he didnt have any sacs to come say "hey i want to go back to my ex" in my opinion its gewd riddance. Those two sicko's deserve each other.

P.s Oh if he happens to read this i hope karma gives you the greatest bite you so truly deserve in your ass ^^ oh and you may think your so charming as to charm the skin off a snake as you have been doing as of recently but that snake is so going to bite you now...... can't wait to see the venom do a number on you.

"Jaded"

That's how I feel right now jaded. My face is turned to stone my eyes dull and cool. I personally thought I was hurt enough with trystan......guess not. " I will never hurt you, I need you in my life.........I love you. Everyday I love you. I felt safe, like this was it for me. Things were good. Then the lies started. back in may Cliff/Creag/Bricc created another account an alt to go back to the mental case he so admantly sweared he would never do. Now thats not the kicker here. He created an entire story about his wife catching some nasty disease ( I was grossed out when I hear it, I mean how do people catch such things? He had to be with her, then it was my wife feels neglected, and the best part, my wife says I spend too much money on the game i need to take a break. Personally I thought well calm the spending and tell her to chill. All lies, a front to spend time with the living dead, I says this cause she faked her own death the day after we were sl married. That was choice, dellusional wench. Couldnt be a man and be truthful, thats too hard. Had to be well what he is a fairy. Why tell me to wait for him why the false hope? Maybe he wanted us both? Isnt that just like a man? Now when they say I love I would never hurt i will think of him and laugh in their face. And yes he has been replaced, this is me you are talking about here there are at least 3 waiting in the background...hm I think 4 now I forget. Good luck Boss, cause you will need it. I am not taking you back when she shits on your feelings again. Two lying dishonest mental cases match made in pixel heaven I say.
I am going to post his blog. He deleted it after people caught wind of his shit and left messages. I mean we cant do something wrong and get caught on it unheard of. We must think we are important and people love us. Well the ones that count dont love you anymore. I also have a comment on there from a sim owner who called a spade a spade and he closed down his blog because of it. Oh dear how will he exist if he cant tell people every sickening detail. What will he without his false sense of importance?

Frog Soup

Some things are painful right away. Some hurt a little over a long time. Sometimes it's like the boiled frog story.

You know the story: put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump out; put it in cold water, heat it gradually, it'll just sit there until it boils to death. Turns out the story's ?
not true, and eventually the poor frog will try to escape if it can. Some might see this as invalidating the metaphor, but personally I think it's evidence that frogs are ?
smarter than people. Most people will just sit there, getting a little more uncomfortable, a little more, a little more, until finally they are truly in hot water and nothing ?
can be done about it.

I have a wife, RL, whom I truly love more than life itself. If her life were in danger and I could save her by giving mine, I'd not think twice. Hell, I'd not think ONCE about ?
it, I'd give mine for hers out of sheer twitch reflex, like a frog jumping out of boiling water. But if the water's not boiling? If it's nice and comfy when I get in, and only ?
warms a tiny bit, little by little?

Recently my water got turned up a little faster than it had been. My wife had a health problem, not life-threatening, but something that COULD have been. It got me to thinking ?
of things I seldom think of... and it scared me. Losing her. If I lost her... I'm not sure I'd have any reason to go on with life, other than sheer inertia. She is the reason ?
I get up in the morning, the reason I go to work, the reason I do anything but sit and stare and wait to die. You may think I exaggerate, but I had an uncle who lost his wife ?
and essentially did just that. After she passed away, he bought enough Coors beer to fill a room in his house, floor to ceiling, wall to wall, and began drinking it. A year ?
later, he'd finished about a third of it, and he was dead.

I'd probably pick something I like better than Coors, but really, that's about where I'd see myself if I lost her. So when it hit me that I'm not spending very much time with ?
her, that I have, little by little, become more involved with some of the people in Second Life than with my own wife, it made me jump. She and I have both grown accustomed to ?
it, it's happened gradually, but I'm already losing her in a sense. And if that happens, I'll have lost myself, too.

And on that... I did something I never thought I'd do. I left Magdalenamarie.

I feel like the king of the creeps. She's been nothing but good to me, even doing things in SL (like playing a Fae character) that I know her heart is not in, just to make me ?
happy. She's been caring, and attentive, and understanding... and she's been, little by little, moving into the emotional space in my heart where my RL wife belongs. But she's ?
not her, never can be her, and it's like replacing food that's nutritious with food that's just filling. No matter how much you like it, even love it, eventually you'll starve ?
to death with a full stomach.

I can't put my heart into the game that way any more. I love my WIFE and need to keep my eyes on that, or my heart will starve. Call me horrible, hate me if you will, I know ?
you won't be alone. I still had to do it. I had to jump out of the water before it got too hot, before my heart moved too far from my wife or I did something that pushed hers ?
away from me, and I became just another pot of frog soup.

I'll be back in SL. I'll play my roles, and hang out with friends, and do much of what I've done all along. But I'm not getting married in the game again, and I'm not going to ?
promise away parts of me that properly belong in RL, and I'm going to try very, very hard to not ever let the water get that hot again.

It makes me jumpy.


...............................................Hispa comment...................................................



Dear Creag,
Nice words, did you had a lot of though before you wrote all this magnificent monolog?
A while ago, we had a talk you and me, about love and SL, about your RL marriage, about SL sex and feelings..and I warned you about a few things...can you recall that ?
conversation? After reading i think back to that moment, and right now i could say "I told you so" but i wont...you know why? because I realize this bull you just wrote is ?
just an excuse to be politicaly correct.
Don´t get me wrong, i do not doubt about your love for your rl wife...mmmm...I do beleive you make it more honorable then it realy is tho, and I surely not beleive your love ?
for Magdalena either. You want to know why?
First of all because your eternal and so poeticly described love for your wife would not make you spend your time in sl the way you do, and because that suposly love for magda ?
would never make you deceive her the way you did and with who you did it with.
This beautiful monolog of yours is just an excuse to get rid of magda and get back to the mental one.
And now i am so very much surprised that you cannot see what is going to be next.....I almost pitty you....
You see...Jennidia already commited RL suicide to call for your attention the first time you got fed up with her. This trick she pulled on you (and that you forgot that ?
easely) wont work the second time you will get fed up again....nop...because i can assure you, you will get fed up of this mental case called woman. So....what will be her ?
next trick if she knows you wont buy a second attempt? maybe a real one...nop..she is not a suicidal type, she is more the revenge one...she will call your RL wife.....wanna ?
bet?
Can you recall what she once said on her blog? about destroying Argoth? guess what...Jennidia alias Aranel did. Surprised? Hispa smiles...oh man...you gonna get so many more ?
surprise you gona wish you never put foot on sl.

Can i give you a word of advice? If you cant handel the water temperature, dont get into the water, and if you think you can, then stick to it like a big boy. Be a man at ?
least. Be straigh and tell them the way you think and feel, with no false excuses and violins on the background.
My personal opinion is that you are loosing control and soon you will be in big trouble, because with Jennidia, the excuse of the loving wife been sick at home and you realise ?
you love her above all is not gona work. Next thing you will be carring the drama you had always carred in SL to your RL home.
Times puts everybody into place and i think yours is the boiling water. Soon there will be no frog but but a steamy schrinked Amphibian skin in the pan.

Hispa

Des's Big News

So i am bored and the day was ehhh of course because i hadn't seen my baby in the span of the week and it was the damn weekend but i was pulling through. When finally she logs in. I politely excuse myself from the company i was currently keeping and in a rush of lace and fabrics rush to get to Yuri. When i get to her i nearly faint as she accepts my proposal. Thats right I have the most beautiful wonderous FIANCE YURKIO. That news is top story so i don't have anymore to say.



.......To Be Continued the Adventures of Desmonda

Crista goes Boooommm

Balla and ball gowns eeck but you know gowns look amazing on me even if i detest them..anyhow so i get dressed and take Bits to the ball as a date because he happened to be in rp with me at the time anyways. So glamour, bodies swaying, music memorizing, everyone in a magical moment and then i dip out for a moment. I return to AG to hear a commotion buzzing through the crowd and Crista's named being murmured. This nosey fae went to find out what was what and in a flutter of wings flew about till i spotted Crista passed out it seemed and looking all spread eagle. She fainted cause some male flashed her a look of untold evils..heheh thats the story i heard. His name you ask is hmm let me take a look into my brain for this one. Oh yes his name is Melkezzadek and he is a very naughty boy for making my dear friend faint. Crista must now be watched incase he should come back and he is also on the "list." Now apparently Mel was to wed Eleven we shall see what tales and twist come now if he truly is tainted...oh who we kidding the boy is tainted. But this nosey fae shall find out more.

.....To Be continued the adventures of Desmonda

The Wedding Planner From Hell

What Can I say about our wedding day.......





do not use Michellee1 Alter as your wedding planner. There it is said. I paid her and she didnt deliver. She wasnt at the the rehearsal...hell she wasnt at our wedding. We had no pictures and no dj. All that mind you I paid for. Hell i was getting a dj in when I was outside the church. He dance balls we thrown about so peole were dancing in the ground or through walls. It was an experience. She is totally unprofessional. You would think she would want to make good on that maybe give back half the money nooooooo. I got back a fraction of what I paid. Never use this woman or her services please. lol
Besides that we pulled it together and had a wonderful day. I married the man I love, and for that alone I am thankful. I married a wonderful, kind and attentive man. I am blessed by the SL Gods.

One. Two. Three Des is up to something...

...Let us begin with how i have just recently experienced the crazy thing called newb love crazy. I get an IM after i just woke up asking me to come chyll unknown to me the chyll wasnt the chyll i was thinking. I get to my destination to then figure out i was simply there with 3 others and 2 of the others was a pair i was s'pose to give the 1 lonely party my attention. I was like umm err. But i was asked nicely to entertain the party of 1 because he was a newb and in need of meeting ppl (during this convo in IM's i was doing alot of sighing). So i say okay walk to the beach where the party of one named Xavier is and say hello. After intorducing myself i simply chat with him on inventory, clothing, skins, ect. The conversation between us was so light and simple and all about the beginnings of sl and then i make him some folders for his inventory being my nice self. I get an IM telling me to flirt because apparently Xavier was nervous but from what i could tell he wasnt so i say no i wont flirt and no i have no pimp and one shouldnt try to be my pimp. I also said that if he really was nervous me flirting wouldnt help. I was in my head like umm yea no im taken and not interested in flirting. Then i return to my conversation with Xavier when he asks if he can ask me for advice i say of course and he proceeds to tell me of a woman he likes but doesnt know if she likes him that he isnt the type to put himself out there for fear of rejection. I'm all excited because im like relationships i can help with and girl advice is easy so i tell him part of the risk is putting oneself out that its part of the process i also use myself and my past putting myself out there experiences. Basically i fell into that damn trap *slaps the palm of her hand into her forehead* he goes okay cool i'll ask her later now im smiling saying great i hope it works out. When my bro IMs so i switch over to what my bro is telling me and totally miss the chatter from Xavier for a moment only to return to him totally breaking down over my silence and after reading up realizing he asked me if i liked him. I WAS THE WOMAN!!! i was like well fucking a..and i tell him im sorry he is sweet but im TAKEN(like really does no one in sl read profiles my profile clearly states matter factly that i am happily TAKEN.) It's not hidden in any shape or form its there for any and all to see. Anyways he then proceeds to go psychotic on me stating i lead him on. I was like i what all we spoke about was inventory and the life of a newb. he was like but i thought it meant more, then went on about how devastating it was and how his first heartbreak was on a beach. By now im wide awake and going err wtf. So in an attempt to calm him i mention maybe hooking him up with a friend or something he doesnt like that idea but before we can continue friends walk over. So i go into IMs and say sorry for him taking anything i said to be more he then goes on about how everything is awkward and all and im like well dont let it be i even suggest leaving to help when and these next lines put me in shock he says "IT'S OVER" as if him and i were ever together i was staring blinking at my screen dumbfounded baffled by him and by this statement so much so i didnt say a word more thinking if it helps him to sleep betta at nyte then so be it. He after all that would fly away if i was near by with a quickness making for any who knew of the event it seem as if we truly had some kinda bad split *rolls her eyes*.But i left that experience with mixed thoughts one being wow i just got dumped by a newb who i wasnt dating or anywhere near involved with to begin with another thought being wow newb's are psycho and i will never again deal with one unless its a friend because once was enough i deal with the norm sl player coming at me they are crazy but i know bout them the newb love is psychotic they fall in love within moments of meeting someone and all you have to say is HI.....so forewarning to all be warned of the newb love. .....To Be Continued the Adventures of Des

Hispa is a Hero!!!!!!!!!

[14:06] Hispa : I JUST SAW YOU COME ONLINE..I HAVE THIS NICE SPY ONLINE HUD....GIRL..YOU GONA PLAY WITH PEOPLE MIND IN HERE...I AM GONA BURRY YOU SO DEEP IN THE SHIT YOU ARE GONA REGRET YOU EVER HAVE SET FOOT IN AG
[14:07] Evanie : I am sorry but this is her sister
[14:07] Hispa : NEXT TIME YOU COMIT SUICIDE THEN DO IT PROPERLY
[14:07] Hispa : YEAH RIGHT..YOU COME TO PLAY ONLINE WHILE YOUR SIS IS DEAD...FUCK OFF
[14:07] Evanie : I am deleting her avi, and no she did not comit suicid
[14:08] Evanie : She was very ill for a long time
[14:08] Hispa : what you are doing is playing with people mind...emotional blacmail...compulsive lier....
[14:08] Evanie : excuse me! I just lost my sister today!
[14:08] Evanie : Please don't talk to me like that
[14:09] Hispa : IF YOU WERE...YOU HAVE MORE TO DO THEN TO WORRY ABOUT HER ACCOUNT BELEIVE ME
[14:09] Evanie : what?
[14:09] Evanie : are you threatening me because I am deleting her account?
[14:09] Evanie : I just got home from the hospital. I don't need to hear this
[14:10] Evanie : I WATCHED MY SISTER DIE TODAY SHOW SOME MERCY!
[14:10] Hispa : GIRL...YOU SHOULD BE AT THE HOSPITAL..MAKING PAPERWORK AND CRYING..NOT COMING ONLINE AND SPEND TIME DELETING HER PAGE AND HER BLOG AND HER ACCOUTN....YOU ARE SUCH A LIER
[14:10] Evanie : I HAVE BEEN
[14:10] Evanie : ALL MORNING
[14:10] Evanie : She died at 10am this morning
[14:10] Evanie : Her husband is devestated
[14:11] Evanie : it's 5pm now
[14:11] Evanie : I just walked in the door
[14:11] Hispa : yes....right.......and you have energie to do all this? girl you dont even know what it is to loose a dear one
[14:11] Evanie : I have her friends coming over in a minut
[14:11] Evanie : I am trying to clean up her house.
[14:11] Evanie : We are roomates
[14:11] Hispa : good....tell me when is the funereal
[14:11] Hispa : tell me all..i am gona have someone going
[14:12] Evanie : She doesn't want one. She is being cremated and her husband and I are going to spread her ashes
[14:12] Evanie : Plus I don't have that kind of money
[14:12] Hispa : you lie you get a lawsuit
[14:12] Evanie : I have to move because I can't afford this place by myself
[14:12] Hispa : good..giveme the crematory adress
[14:12] Hispa : give me the crematroy adress and hospital
[14:12] Hispa : i am gona call right now
[14:13] Evanie : I don't know who you are
[14:13] Hispa : GIVE ME THE FUCKING NAME OF THE HOSPITAL
[14:13] Hispa : YOU LIER
[14:13] Evanie : for all I know this could be some stalker. Look she just wants peace. I had to watch her die in front of me.
[14:13] Hispa : YOU DONT DONT THE NAME OF THE HOSPITAL EITHER? HE?
[14:13] Evanie : Yes I do
[14:13] Evanie : but I don't know who you are
[14:13] Hispa : HAHAHAH...I AM THE OWNER OF AGLAROND
[14:13] Hispa : YOU STUPID BITCH
[14:13] Evanie : that tells me nothing
[14:14] Evanie : I don't play this game
[14:14] Evanie: Second life was her thing
[14:14] Hispa: SURE...OK..WELL YOU JUST PROVE THIS IS ALL LIE
[14:14] Hispa: THANK YOU
[14:14] Hispa: YOU ARE MUTED

Anyone who gets this, your amazing
this is amazing

and Hispa is our Hero!

Epitaph

Gonna add a new headstone to the family plot:

HERE LIES
(and lies, and lies, and lies)
JENNIDIA HELLMANN
She didn't die
but we decided to
bury her anyway

Anyone else got anybody that needs buryin'?

Tripping Ova Saturday...

I can be your addiction if you want to be hooked on me....
I log to early tired but planing to roll over and Des gets into IMs HA! so much for sleep. I take Bits tp and watch him dance on his first dance pole rofl in some crack den looking place..was actually quite funny. Mira is there and soon Over comes in we stay have some fun we go to voice we tease some ppl we hop around to a carnival and pick up a stray kid..who by the way was one crazy ass brat who said she would punch Mira. Weird thing the kiddos momma left and she came back to us even as Over talk about wanting to play "doctor"with her and poke her "buttons." it was too funny..we bounced to a china place where the house broke apart as we walked through it was fun. The Over brought us to a teacup ride place i proceeded to try and sell the little girl Desire and i made a new rule no picking up stray kids that's asking for trouble.....We all split after that i called a sl cabbie to come get me and bring me back home where i was sad and missing my boo when she logged on i was screaming like a little girl and sent her like 12 tp's to me but sl was being an ass and they were broked she kissed me and logged leaving me once more sad and grumpy till she returns of course man i cant imagine life without her everything else is blah taste, sight, touch, smell, and hearing. after her departure i was once more informed of the recently "deceased" Jenn...i use the word deceased lightly.. Her dismiss was way too convenient as well as too much in her bad taste..it was like a ghost over a wedding happiness. So today after hearing of her ghost and deciding it not something one should doubt that seeing Cliff feeling somewhat bad over the death i went on a mad search. I found out she is not listed in the obituaries i also found a load of blogs by her...serious blogs she has a blogging tendency that verges on a need. The only thing that mattered to me was under either of her names i found her not to be deceased of the dead nor that she found demise of any sort......so the folder i had her placed in receives more information and the case of the falsely deceased is closed for the moment unless further investigation reveals otherwise...then as my night continues i find myself at a crossroads one i swiftly push aside as i go kid hunting...thats right des wants a son who'd of thought. i soon give up on that when im swarmed by little girls and i know for damn sure i dont want more little girls. After leaving there i went out with Bit to first Paris the new and improved one then we hopped to some Haunted House that was so slow to rez for even me that i was like scratch this..then i hit the jackpot with a carnival...the rides were FIRE!!! we laughed we laughed more we left for the beach lol...we hit the beach and two seconds in went clubbing at the spot with Mira and we laughed some more and just as he was going night and Mira was telling me something Yurkio logged on and i screamed everyone on skype and my family heard and like grease lightening without even barely saying bye to my two friends i bounced, skipped, and took the jet to see her. My night was ready set made i got to see my boo and i got to laugh and talk and cuddle and just be with her. She called me a tit twice which i find funny her words of endearment haha. As she left me for a moment to go say hi to friends i sang and talked to myself forgeting i had her on voice lol she said she liked listening to me go lol. She returned to me teased me tasted me and after a swat and a push by me went and brought her sleepy ass to bed with lots of i love yous...

..................To Be Continued the Adventures of Desmonda

Busta Banga Friday...

So today went beautifully for me i awoke and started the day with the love of my life Yurkio (i also skipped my only class for the day oops). Seeing her brightened up my day complete full throttle and when I had to leave her i was saddened. Then i came on once more later today and was stuck with the idea to create a video based on a poem..now my avatar brain and my own are fired and both are exhausted....but the day needed a cherry on the top what betta then to have Ag chat pop up and me soon find out we have peeping toms rofl...here is the gossip Saiyne flew ontop of Creag and Cristabella's roof as they were playing "chess." basically seeing them do some freak things with the chess piece. *gasps and faints* that was the cherry to my night. Funny thing is i wish i was the one playing "chess" with my girlfriend right now even with my head pounding me into the ground my poor poor avatar head...Other then that ish i have to pat myself on the back i actually cleaned my friendlist of all i do not any longer speak to..most importantly i removed Rivin(the mention of her name explains itself and no other explaination is needed nor required). .....To Be Continued Adventures of Desmonda

Always Taking The Good With The Bad...Never Fails

Well on March 4th I married the most wonderful man in the world.... but not without its little hitches. Such is my life. The day wakes with me reading my lover's malipulative ex's blog. She is going to kill herself because he wont take her back. Ofcourse I freak calling my poor sl sister waking her from her slumber. I am thinking that is it he is going to call off the wedding cause of this woman. All I wanted to do was log off and hide in bed....too nervous. the only thing keeping me sane was talking to Cassandra and Cyliss. Cassandra was an angel and Cyliss was a devil ( he told me to masturbate to relive the tension.. never fails at least he is a constant).
After waiting and stressing my baby gets on and everything is as it should be. Everything will go on as schedule. I was never so happy. The wedding had little hitches like no wedding pictures and no DJ. I was working behind the scenes trying to make it all go smoothly. Today I get part of my lindens back for that stupidity the wedding planner pulled. We said our vows exchanged our rings and I was his and he was mine. I refused to let the little hitches here and there mess up that day, that came the next day.
God forgive if its all true but his ex actually passes away on March 5. You could not plan any better than this. She was sick in real life and supposedly slipped int a coma and passed on. Well I do not believe this for one second. Her track record for emotional blackmail proceeds her. No one really believes except for my baby. He has a good heart and I love him. He is a better person than I will ever be. If this is true i will be with him to help him work through it.
So yes I married the most wonderful man in Second Life and yes we will have to deal with his ex dying the next day. The good with the bad. All I can offer him from this blog is part of our wedding song:


Let it slide,
Let your troubles fall behind you
Let it shine
Until I feel it all around you
And I don't mind
If its me you need to turn to
We'll get by,
It's the heart that really matters in the end............

I love that you are a part of my life and I will do my best to honor that.

Distress, Nausty and Exit Stage Right....

Okay so yesterday i was awaken by my cell and it was Mags freaking out. Honestly Des loves her some sleep so i wasn't too happy but then i told her to breath and all would be fine and to enjoy her day.. i mean yesterday was her day to get married before all her friends to Cliff the kewlest man she has ever been with. Then today i hear news concerning Cliffs ex and i guess the adventure of my day continued from yesterdays episode into today...Sooner rather then later i was tuning everyone out and placing his ex in the folder she deserved long ass time ago...SICK n' TWISTED DRAMA QUEEN. My energy seemed better spent hopping around from freebie malls and looking at the crappy outfits to going out ballroom dancing with friends...then Bit and I go to check out bits and bobs cause i decide i have to try out anything new they have dancewise, we get there and i immediately get an IM from some random dude telling me he is loving my ass and he then procedes to tell me how he would sex me up. I just about died of laughter and when a simple brush off didnt work which was obvious when he told me when i was done with boys and wanted a man to come call him ha! i told him well how about i have my gf come over she loves men and lasers she is soo hawt when she is dangerous.that shut him up rite quick..then i tp'd mira over and we all hanged and laughed before i took a limo home to then hear Mags mentioned floor..naked..and dont pan down while i was in the house and i was like @@ okies i gotts bounce so logged. Hope Aric dont go peeping in the window lol. .....To Be Continued the Adventures of the 3

I hate my effin sisters

Yo, thems hoes didnt even want to let me in on their damn blog! can you beileve it! like i were a less important character in their SL lives! Who is they foolin! the crabs must have gotten to their brains

they know they love me

and they have to sleep knowing that


anywho, cant wait to share my adventures with my adoring readers

<3