Des's Big News

So i am bored and the day was ehhh of course because i hadn't seen my baby in the span of the week and it was the damn weekend but i was pulling through. When finally she logs in. I politely excuse myself from the company i was currently keeping and in a rush of lace and fabrics rush to get to Yuri. When i get to her i nearly faint as she accepts my proposal. Thats right I have the most beautiful wonderous FIANCE YURKIO. That news is top story so i don't have anymore to say.



.......To Be Continued the Adventures of Desmonda

Crista goes Boooommm

Balla and ball gowns eeck but you know gowns look amazing on me even if i detest them..anyhow so i get dressed and take Bits to the ball as a date because he happened to be in rp with me at the time anyways. So glamour, bodies swaying, music memorizing, everyone in a magical moment and then i dip out for a moment. I return to AG to hear a commotion buzzing through the crowd and Crista's named being murmured. This nosey fae went to find out what was what and in a flutter of wings flew about till i spotted Crista passed out it seemed and looking all spread eagle. She fainted cause some male flashed her a look of untold evils..heheh thats the story i heard. His name you ask is hmm let me take a look into my brain for this one. Oh yes his name is Melkezzadek and he is a very naughty boy for making my dear friend faint. Crista must now be watched incase he should come back and he is also on the "list." Now apparently Mel was to wed Eleven we shall see what tales and twist come now if he truly is tainted...oh who we kidding the boy is tainted. But this nosey fae shall find out more.

.....To Be continued the adventures of Desmonda

The Wedding Planner From Hell

What Can I say about our wedding day.......





do not use Michellee1 Alter as your wedding planner. There it is said. I paid her and she didnt deliver. She wasnt at the the rehearsal...hell she wasnt at our wedding. We had no pictures and no dj. All that mind you I paid for. Hell i was getting a dj in when I was outside the church. He dance balls we thrown about so peole were dancing in the ground or through walls. It was an experience. She is totally unprofessional. You would think she would want to make good on that maybe give back half the money nooooooo. I got back a fraction of what I paid. Never use this woman or her services please. lol
Besides that we pulled it together and had a wonderful day. I married the man I love, and for that alone I am thankful. I married a wonderful, kind and attentive man. I am blessed by the SL Gods.

One. Two. Three Des is up to something...

...Let us begin with how i have just recently experienced the crazy thing called newb love crazy. I get an IM after i just woke up asking me to come chyll unknown to me the chyll wasnt the chyll i was thinking. I get to my destination to then figure out i was simply there with 3 others and 2 of the others was a pair i was s'pose to give the 1 lonely party my attention. I was like umm err. But i was asked nicely to entertain the party of 1 because he was a newb and in need of meeting ppl (during this convo in IM's i was doing alot of sighing). So i say okay walk to the beach where the party of one named Xavier is and say hello. After intorducing myself i simply chat with him on inventory, clothing, skins, ect. The conversation between us was so light and simple and all about the beginnings of sl and then i make him some folders for his inventory being my nice self. I get an IM telling me to flirt because apparently Xavier was nervous but from what i could tell he wasnt so i say no i wont flirt and no i have no pimp and one shouldnt try to be my pimp. I also said that if he really was nervous me flirting wouldnt help. I was in my head like umm yea no im taken and not interested in flirting. Then i return to my conversation with Xavier when he asks if he can ask me for advice i say of course and he proceeds to tell me of a woman he likes but doesnt know if she likes him that he isnt the type to put himself out there for fear of rejection. I'm all excited because im like relationships i can help with and girl advice is easy so i tell him part of the risk is putting oneself out that its part of the process i also use myself and my past putting myself out there experiences. Basically i fell into that damn trap *slaps the palm of her hand into her forehead* he goes okay cool i'll ask her later now im smiling saying great i hope it works out. When my bro IMs so i switch over to what my bro is telling me and totally miss the chatter from Xavier for a moment only to return to him totally breaking down over my silence and after reading up realizing he asked me if i liked him. I WAS THE WOMAN!!! i was like well fucking a..and i tell him im sorry he is sweet but im TAKEN(like really does no one in sl read profiles my profile clearly states matter factly that i am happily TAKEN.) It's not hidden in any shape or form its there for any and all to see. Anyways he then proceeds to go psychotic on me stating i lead him on. I was like i what all we spoke about was inventory and the life of a newb. he was like but i thought it meant more, then went on about how devastating it was and how his first heartbreak was on a beach. By now im wide awake and going err wtf. So in an attempt to calm him i mention maybe hooking him up with a friend or something he doesnt like that idea but before we can continue friends walk over. So i go into IMs and say sorry for him taking anything i said to be more he then goes on about how everything is awkward and all and im like well dont let it be i even suggest leaving to help when and these next lines put me in shock he says "IT'S OVER" as if him and i were ever together i was staring blinking at my screen dumbfounded baffled by him and by this statement so much so i didnt say a word more thinking if it helps him to sleep betta at nyte then so be it. He after all that would fly away if i was near by with a quickness making for any who knew of the event it seem as if we truly had some kinda bad split *rolls her eyes*.But i left that experience with mixed thoughts one being wow i just got dumped by a newb who i wasnt dating or anywhere near involved with to begin with another thought being wow newb's are psycho and i will never again deal with one unless its a friend because once was enough i deal with the norm sl player coming at me they are crazy but i know bout them the newb love is psychotic they fall in love within moments of meeting someone and all you have to say is HI.....so forewarning to all be warned of the newb love. .....To Be Continued the Adventures of Des

Hispa is a Hero!!!!!!!!!

[14:06] Hispa : I JUST SAW YOU COME ONLINE..I HAVE THIS NICE SPY ONLINE HUD....GIRL..YOU GONA PLAY WITH PEOPLE MIND IN HERE...I AM GONA BURRY YOU SO DEEP IN THE SHIT YOU ARE GONA REGRET YOU EVER HAVE SET FOOT IN AG
[14:07] Evanie : I am sorry but this is her sister
[14:07] Hispa : NEXT TIME YOU COMIT SUICIDE THEN DO IT PROPERLY
[14:07] Hispa : YEAH RIGHT..YOU COME TO PLAY ONLINE WHILE YOUR SIS IS DEAD...FUCK OFF
[14:07] Evanie : I am deleting her avi, and no she did not comit suicid
[14:08] Evanie : She was very ill for a long time
[14:08] Hispa : what you are doing is playing with people mind...emotional blacmail...compulsive lier....
[14:08] Evanie : excuse me! I just lost my sister today!
[14:08] Evanie : Please don't talk to me like that
[14:09] Hispa : IF YOU WERE...YOU HAVE MORE TO DO THEN TO WORRY ABOUT HER ACCOUNT BELEIVE ME
[14:09] Evanie : what?
[14:09] Evanie : are you threatening me because I am deleting her account?
[14:09] Evanie : I just got home from the hospital. I don't need to hear this
[14:10] Evanie : I WATCHED MY SISTER DIE TODAY SHOW SOME MERCY!
[14:10] Hispa : GIRL...YOU SHOULD BE AT THE HOSPITAL..MAKING PAPERWORK AND CRYING..NOT COMING ONLINE AND SPEND TIME DELETING HER PAGE AND HER BLOG AND HER ACCOUTN....YOU ARE SUCH A LIER
[14:10] Evanie : I HAVE BEEN
[14:10] Evanie : ALL MORNING
[14:10] Evanie : She died at 10am this morning
[14:10] Evanie : Her husband is devestated
[14:11] Evanie : it's 5pm now
[14:11] Evanie : I just walked in the door
[14:11] Hispa : yes....right.......and you have energie to do all this? girl you dont even know what it is to loose a dear one
[14:11] Evanie : I have her friends coming over in a minut
[14:11] Evanie : I am trying to clean up her house.
[14:11] Evanie : We are roomates
[14:11] Hispa : good....tell me when is the funereal
[14:11] Hispa : tell me all..i am gona have someone going
[14:12] Evanie : She doesn't want one. She is being cremated and her husband and I are going to spread her ashes
[14:12] Evanie : Plus I don't have that kind of money
[14:12] Hispa : you lie you get a lawsuit
[14:12] Evanie : I have to move because I can't afford this place by myself
[14:12] Hispa : good..giveme the crematory adress
[14:12] Hispa : give me the crematroy adress and hospital
[14:12] Hispa : i am gona call right now
[14:13] Evanie : I don't know who you are
[14:13] Hispa : GIVE ME THE FUCKING NAME OF THE HOSPITAL
[14:13] Hispa : YOU LIER
[14:13] Evanie : for all I know this could be some stalker. Look she just wants peace. I had to watch her die in front of me.
[14:13] Hispa : YOU DONT DONT THE NAME OF THE HOSPITAL EITHER? HE?
[14:13] Evanie : Yes I do
[14:13] Evanie : but I don't know who you are
[14:13] Hispa : HAHAHAH...I AM THE OWNER OF AGLAROND
[14:13] Hispa : YOU STUPID BITCH
[14:13] Evanie : that tells me nothing
[14:14] Evanie : I don't play this game
[14:14] Evanie: Second life was her thing
[14:14] Hispa: SURE...OK..WELL YOU JUST PROVE THIS IS ALL LIE
[14:14] Hispa: THANK YOU
[14:14] Hispa: YOU ARE MUTED

Anyone who gets this, your amazing
this is amazing

and Hispa is our Hero!

Epitaph

Gonna add a new headstone to the family plot:

HERE LIES
(and lies, and lies, and lies)
JENNIDIA HELLMANN
She didn't die
but we decided to
bury her anyway

Anyone else got anybody that needs buryin'?

Tripping Ova Saturday...

I can be your addiction if you want to be hooked on me....
I log to early tired but planing to roll over and Des gets into IMs HA! so much for sleep. I take Bits tp and watch him dance on his first dance pole rofl in some crack den looking place..was actually quite funny. Mira is there and soon Over comes in we stay have some fun we go to voice we tease some ppl we hop around to a carnival and pick up a stray kid..who by the way was one crazy ass brat who said she would punch Mira. Weird thing the kiddos momma left and she came back to us even as Over talk about wanting to play "doctor"with her and poke her "buttons." it was too funny..we bounced to a china place where the house broke apart as we walked through it was fun. The Over brought us to a teacup ride place i proceeded to try and sell the little girl Desire and i made a new rule no picking up stray kids that's asking for trouble.....We all split after that i called a sl cabbie to come get me and bring me back home where i was sad and missing my boo when she logged on i was screaming like a little girl and sent her like 12 tp's to me but sl was being an ass and they were broked she kissed me and logged leaving me once more sad and grumpy till she returns of course man i cant imagine life without her everything else is blah taste, sight, touch, smell, and hearing. after her departure i was once more informed of the recently "deceased" Jenn...i use the word deceased lightly.. Her dismiss was way too convenient as well as too much in her bad taste..it was like a ghost over a wedding happiness. So today after hearing of her ghost and deciding it not something one should doubt that seeing Cliff feeling somewhat bad over the death i went on a mad search. I found out she is not listed in the obituaries i also found a load of blogs by her...serious blogs she has a blogging tendency that verges on a need. The only thing that mattered to me was under either of her names i found her not to be deceased of the dead nor that she found demise of any sort......so the folder i had her placed in receives more information and the case of the falsely deceased is closed for the moment unless further investigation reveals otherwise...then as my night continues i find myself at a crossroads one i swiftly push aside as i go kid hunting...thats right des wants a son who'd of thought. i soon give up on that when im swarmed by little girls and i know for damn sure i dont want more little girls. After leaving there i went out with Bit to first Paris the new and improved one then we hopped to some Haunted House that was so slow to rez for even me that i was like scratch this..then i hit the jackpot with a carnival...the rides were FIRE!!! we laughed we laughed more we left for the beach lol...we hit the beach and two seconds in went clubbing at the spot with Mira and we laughed some more and just as he was going night and Mira was telling me something Yurkio logged on and i screamed everyone on skype and my family heard and like grease lightening without even barely saying bye to my two friends i bounced, skipped, and took the jet to see her. My night was ready set made i got to see my boo and i got to laugh and talk and cuddle and just be with her. She called me a tit twice which i find funny her words of endearment haha. As she left me for a moment to go say hi to friends i sang and talked to myself forgeting i had her on voice lol she said she liked listening to me go lol. She returned to me teased me tasted me and after a swat and a push by me went and brought her sleepy ass to bed with lots of i love yous...

..................To Be Continued the Adventures of Desmonda

Busta Banga Friday...

So today went beautifully for me i awoke and started the day with the love of my life Yurkio (i also skipped my only class for the day oops). Seeing her brightened up my day complete full throttle and when I had to leave her i was saddened. Then i came on once more later today and was stuck with the idea to create a video based on a poem..now my avatar brain and my own are fired and both are exhausted....but the day needed a cherry on the top what betta then to have Ag chat pop up and me soon find out we have peeping toms rofl...here is the gossip Saiyne flew ontop of Creag and Cristabella's roof as they were playing "chess." basically seeing them do some freak things with the chess piece. *gasps and faints* that was the cherry to my night. Funny thing is i wish i was the one playing "chess" with my girlfriend right now even with my head pounding me into the ground my poor poor avatar head...Other then that ish i have to pat myself on the back i actually cleaned my friendlist of all i do not any longer speak to..most importantly i removed Rivin(the mention of her name explains itself and no other explaination is needed nor required). .....To Be Continued Adventures of Desmonda

Always Taking The Good With The Bad...Never Fails

Well on March 4th I married the most wonderful man in the world.... but not without its little hitches. Such is my life. The day wakes with me reading my lover's malipulative ex's blog. She is going to kill herself because he wont take her back. Ofcourse I freak calling my poor sl sister waking her from her slumber. I am thinking that is it he is going to call off the wedding cause of this woman. All I wanted to do was log off and hide in bed....too nervous. the only thing keeping me sane was talking to Cassandra and Cyliss. Cassandra was an angel and Cyliss was a devil ( he told me to masturbate to relive the tension.. never fails at least he is a constant).
After waiting and stressing my baby gets on and everything is as it should be. Everything will go on as schedule. I was never so happy. The wedding had little hitches like no wedding pictures and no DJ. I was working behind the scenes trying to make it all go smoothly. Today I get part of my lindens back for that stupidity the wedding planner pulled. We said our vows exchanged our rings and I was his and he was mine. I refused to let the little hitches here and there mess up that day, that came the next day.
God forgive if its all true but his ex actually passes away on March 5. You could not plan any better than this. She was sick in real life and supposedly slipped int a coma and passed on. Well I do not believe this for one second. Her track record for emotional blackmail proceeds her. No one really believes except for my baby. He has a good heart and I love him. He is a better person than I will ever be. If this is true i will be with him to help him work through it.
So yes I married the most wonderful man in Second Life and yes we will have to deal with his ex dying the next day. The good with the bad. All I can offer him from this blog is part of our wedding song:


Let it slide,
Let your troubles fall behind you
Let it shine
Until I feel it all around you
And I don't mind
If its me you need to turn to
We'll get by,
It's the heart that really matters in the end............

I love that you are a part of my life and I will do my best to honor that.

Distress, Nausty and Exit Stage Right....

Okay so yesterday i was awaken by my cell and it was Mags freaking out. Honestly Des loves her some sleep so i wasn't too happy but then i told her to breath and all would be fine and to enjoy her day.. i mean yesterday was her day to get married before all her friends to Cliff the kewlest man she has ever been with. Then today i hear news concerning Cliffs ex and i guess the adventure of my day continued from yesterdays episode into today...Sooner rather then later i was tuning everyone out and placing his ex in the folder she deserved long ass time ago...SICK n' TWISTED DRAMA QUEEN. My energy seemed better spent hopping around from freebie malls and looking at the crappy outfits to going out ballroom dancing with friends...then Bit and I go to check out bits and bobs cause i decide i have to try out anything new they have dancewise, we get there and i immediately get an IM from some random dude telling me he is loving my ass and he then procedes to tell me how he would sex me up. I just about died of laughter and when a simple brush off didnt work which was obvious when he told me when i was done with boys and wanted a man to come call him ha! i told him well how about i have my gf come over she loves men and lasers she is soo hawt when she is dangerous.that shut him up rite quick..then i tp'd mira over and we all hanged and laughed before i took a limo home to then hear Mags mentioned floor..naked..and dont pan down while i was in the house and i was like @@ okies i gotts bounce so logged. Hope Aric dont go peeping in the window lol. .....To Be Continued the Adventures of the 3

I hate my effin sisters

Yo, thems hoes didnt even want to let me in on their damn blog! can you beileve it! like i were a less important character in their SL lives! Who is they foolin! the crabs must have gotten to their brains

they know they love me

and they have to sleep knowing that


anywho, cant wait to share my adventures with my adoring readers

<3